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princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

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#OH MY GOD OH GMY GOD OH MY GOD NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO #HOLY SHIT #I HAVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS AS ANAL DESTROYER

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reblog if your vagina glows in the dark

flannelssnapbacksandvans:

I knew I wasn’t the only one

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

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metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

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